Can We Talk?

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately. It’s just that I’m just not sure if this is working. I mean, I love spending time with you lounging on the couch and listening to all of the amazing things you have to say. Watching you. It’s just that…. I don’t know.
I guess it’s that I don’t have the time. I was committed for the last three years but I just can’t do it anymore. I really, really like you but I just can’t keep giving so much for you. I rarely see you anymore and I’ve been too busy with other things. It’s just not working.
So I have to say goodbye… for now. Let’s just consider it a break, until I’m ready for something like this. I hope you understand. I know it’s cliché but it’s me, not you. Really.
Maybe I can still see you at a friend’s house if that would be ok with you. This isn’t easy for me, but I know it’s for the best.
I’ll miss you.
This is an excerpt from a conversation that took place in my head. It was a mental-chat I had with The Food Network.
After writing many checks to Comcast to access this channel only, I realized that I just couldn’t do it anymore. I love the channel dearly, I had to say goodbye. I rarely watch TV anymore I am not able to justify my cable bill for a few hours, here and there, of yummy television.
I will still have The Food Network website to comfort me. And yes, I will now be THAT girl when I come over. You know, flipping back and forth from what we are watching to catch a glimpse of food programs that you don’t want to watch in order to get my foodie-TV fix.
I apologize to my friends in advance... but you’ve enjoyed it when I’ve made you watch it with me before. Right?
Farewell Food Network.
The final dish: I’ll really miss you Iron Chef. I’ll miss you the most Ham on the Street. Maybe when and if I get a higher paying job we can finally be together …forever.


4 Comments:
I got in some good Food TV last night at a friend's house. Iron Chef followed by a show on Bravo called Top Chef. Super yummy...
Thank you J!
No FoodTV? What?!? You didn't mention this before. I was just talking about iron chef and you said nothing. This is a sad day...
Jason
I've been known to say that I would give up electricity before I would give up cable. All that statement proves is that years of watching too much TV has rendered me retarded.
I'm deeply sorry for your loss.
How much does basic cable with Food Network cost for 6 months?
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